Surviving Babies and Toddlers Joel Houston

Surviving Babies and Toddlers

Author: Joel Houston
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Book Title
Surviving Babies and Toddlers
Author
Joel Houston
ISBN
9781735867106
Are you thinking about having a baby? Well, don't read this book Kidding aside, read this book. In an age of conspiracy theories, social media deep fakes, political spin, and total uncertainty, Surviving Babies and Toddlers grounds readers in truthful Parenting Reality. In this witty, down-to-earth memoir, author Joel Houston, with the full support of his beleaguered wife, Katie, helps wannabe parents wake up from romanticized dreams of parenting bliss. He leads us into the trenches of raising children, where we learn about the "horror movie" of birth; diaper-loving dogs; awful fashion pageants; knife-wielding toddlers; and how far a baby's projectile vomit can travel. (Far.)And yet, Houston never leads us to despair. Despite the daily struggle of raising babies and toddlers, the author helps us see that children and family are the most important things in life. This book is for: anyone who aspires to have children and wants to know about Reality new parents searching for survival tactics (e.g. join a mothers-only Red Wine Therapy group) empty-nester parents trying to understand why they no longer have strength or soul but still miss the kids Binding Type: PaperbackAuthor: Joel HoustonPublisher: Endeavor Literary PressPublished: 12/05/2020ISBN: 9781735867106Pages: 192Weight: 0.47lbsSize: 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.44d

Are you thinking about having a baby? Well, don't read this book


Kidding aside, read this book. In an age of conspiracy theories, social media deep fakes, political spin, and total uncertainty, Surviving Babies and Toddlers grounds readers in truthful Parenting Reality.


In this witty, down-to-earth memoir, author Joel Houston, with the full support of his beleaguered wife, Katie, helps wannabe parents wake up from romanticized dreams of parenting bliss. He leads us into the trenches of raising children, where we learn about the "horror movie" of birth; diaper-loving dogs; awful fashion pageants; knife-wielding toddlers; and how far a baby's projectile vomit can travel. (Far.)


And yet, Houston never leads us to despair. Despite the daily struggle of raising babies and toddlers, the author helps us see that children and family are the most important things in life.


This book is for:


  • anyone who aspires to have children and wants to know about Reality
  • new parents searching for survival tactics (e.g. join a mothers-only Red Wine Therapy group)
  • empty-nester parents trying to understand why they no longer have strength or soul but still miss the kids


Binding Type: Paperback
Author: Joel Houston
Publisher: Endeavor Literary Press
Published: 12/05/2020
ISBN: 9781735867106
Pages: 192
Weight: 0.47lbs
Size: 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.44d

Are you thinking about having a baby? Well, don't read this book


Kidding aside, read this book. In an age of conspiracy theories, social media deep fakes, political spin, and total uncertainty, Surviving Babies and Toddlers grounds readers in truthful Parenting Reality.


In this witty, down-to-earth memoir, author Joel Houston, with the full support of his beleaguered wife, Katie, helps wannabe parents wake up from romanticized dreams of parenting bliss. He leads us into the trenches of raising children, where we learn about the "horror movie" of birth; diaper-loving dogs; awful fashion pageants; knife-wielding toddlers; and how far a baby's projectile vomit can travel. (Far.)


And yet, Houston never leads us to despair. Despite the daily struggle of raising babies and toddlers, the author helps us see that children and family are the most important things in life.


This book is for:


  • anyone who aspires to have children and wants to know about Reality
  • new parents searching for survival tactics (e.g. join a mothers-only Red Wine Therapy group)
  • empty-nester parents trying to understand why they no longer have strength or soul but still miss the kids


Binding Type: Paperback
Author: Joel Houston
Publisher: Endeavor Literary Press
Published: 12/05/2020
ISBN: 9781735867106
Pages: 192
Weight: 0.47lbs
Size: 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.44d